by Gryffindor406 September 3, 2016
Get the man cakedmug. A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.
When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022
Get the The Funnel Cakemug. Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old
by 123sheshe September 23, 2019
Get the crunchy cakemug. Typically a pasty-white overweight person.
Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!
by ackersyoulegend June 28, 2010
Get the Suncream Cakemug. When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.
by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023
Get the funnel cake specialmug. An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.
Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.
by JedBadley May 25, 2021
Get the cake and staremug.