by Tess Tickels February 1, 2020

The Jolel Syndrome is a person with blonde/light brown hair, glasses, braces, and someone you just wanna punch in their fucking throat, they look like a sterotypical nerd, but act like some fucking badass, you most likely have a guy like this in your school.
person: Man, some nerd looking ass just threatened to "uppercut" me.
other person: What a fucking nerd, I swear this Jolel syndrome (j0lel) bullshit is getting out of hand.
other person: What a fucking nerd, I swear this Jolel syndrome (j0lel) bullshit is getting out of hand.
by DanielImpala November 14, 2021

Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.
Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year
by coontastic 69 October 29, 2019

AKA LMS:
A result of little dick syndrome. When a man with a small dick purchases a car with a small engine (typically a 4 cylinder) and continuously boasts and brags of it's power and superiority; effectively projecting his personal shortcomings onto his car. In the end however, men will still think you're gay and only import sluts will pretend to be impressed, provided you're paying for them.
A result of little dick syndrome. When a man with a small dick purchases a car with a small engine (typically a 4 cylinder) and continuously boasts and brags of it's power and superiority; effectively projecting his personal shortcomings onto his car. In the end however, men will still think you're gay and only import sluts will pretend to be impressed, provided you're paying for them.
LMS sufferer: "The only reason Ford stopped producing the 2.3 was because it was better built and could be made faster than their precious 5.0 and Ford couldn't have a 4 banger outrunning their precious 5.0."
Real man: "....."
Other real man: "It's little motor syndrome, dude. Just nod and smile."
Real man: "....."
Other real man: "It's little motor syndrome, dude. Just nod and smile."
by RemiTheGreat December 26, 2014

Shy Shitter Syndrome, or SSS for short, is an epidemic that makes waves, or lack there of, around the world. People suffering from this terrible plaque have trouble taking a shit in public, or when people are around, making it very unpleasant for the sufferer and people they're with.
Ted: Dude, I gotta take a shit so bad.
Bill: Well there's a bathroom over there.
Ted: I can't use a public restroom! I suffer from Shy Shitter Syndrome!
Bill: Well there's a bathroom over there.
Ted: I can't use a public restroom! I suffer from Shy Shitter Syndrome!
by LogoNinja August 13, 2014

Skibidi toilet syndrome or STS is a syndrome causing the victim to be afraid of bathroom appliances such as urinals or toilets. This usually occurs in young children. The fear usually stems from the short videos of “Skibidi Toilet” by youtube shorts user “DaFuq?Boom!” On YouTube.
Martha: Steve , check on Billy for me! He's supposed to be potty training.
Steve: He screams whenever I ask him to use the toilet. He said its a “skibidi toilet”, whatever that is.
Martha: I’d call it skibidi toilet syndrome.
Steve: He screams whenever I ask him to use the toilet. He said its a “skibidi toilet”, whatever that is.
Martha: I’d call it skibidi toilet syndrome.
by Cockashit September 16, 2023

Abbreviated BDS
The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?
This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.
The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?
This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.
Wtf man does she have Barn Door Syndrome? She can't even close the door back when she comes in! I'm trying to play a game here and they are yelling in the other room WTFOMGBBQ
by MobileKing May 9, 2013
