Pickle: "Drinks at mine tonight?"
Bean: oath
Leb: Hmmmmm fuck yeah
Louis: sorry boys im sick
Jeb: Coward
*Louis goes out to get ice cream like a Simp*
Bean: oath
Leb: Hmmmmm fuck yeah
Louis: sorry boys im sick
Jeb: Coward
*Louis goes out to get ice cream like a Simp*
by Sincerelytheboys July 27, 2020
by Pixiestickbitch February 09, 2020
When a person, often a man, is so submissive in their affection, at times mistakable for an obsession, for another person that it comes at the cost of their own dignity.
This sort of dynamic will often be very one-sided and unbalanced in regard to how much time and/or money is invested in the relation, and how much favour or attention is gained in return.
It does not necessarily need to be time or money, it can also regard social standing or dignity in regard to reducing themselves to a servant for the person in focus.
This sort of dynamic will often be very one-sided and unbalanced in regard to how much time and/or money is invested in the relation, and how much favour or attention is gained in return.
It does not necessarily need to be time or money, it can also regard social standing or dignity in regard to reducing themselves to a servant for the person in focus.
Some female Twitch streamer's social media post:
"My moderator flew thousands of miles just to see me! It was a great time hanging out! See you in chat!"
The moderator's reply:
"You are even more beautiful in person! I am honoured to be one of the few lucky ones to guard and keep your chat safe!"
Some random user's reply:
"lmao simp"
"My moderator flew thousands of miles just to see me! It was a great time hanging out! See you in chat!"
The moderator's reply:
"You are even more beautiful in person! I am honoured to be one of the few lucky ones to guard and keep your chat safe!"
Some random user's reply:
"lmao simp"
by internet_user1 May 27, 2024
Simps (short for 'sucka idiolizing mediocre pussy', or for female simps, 'sucka idiolizing mediocre penis') are people that devote an unhealthy amount of attention to a potential mate in hopes of validation or rewards from said person, rather than being themselves and accepting rejection if the other person is not interested. Simps will do anything for any potential mate to gain their approval, even if the person does not reciprocate. This is unfortunately the case for many simps; their potential mates usually take no interest in the simp, and if they do, it is only because the simp rewards them for simply existing.
Contrary to popular belief, the act of simping is not associated with being attracted to a mate, taking interest in and attempting to date a mate, or being friendly to a potential mate.
Contrary to popular belief, the act of simping is not associated with being attracted to a mate, taking interest in and attempting to date a mate, or being friendly to a potential mate.
How it's properly used:
Jaden: "I've given her all my money, I text her every single night even though she leaves me on read, I massage her feet constantly, and she still doesn't want to date me yet! Maybe I should keep picking up her food for her, maybe then she'll decide to get with me."
Mason: "Are you sure this girl is even interested in you in the first place? I think you're being a bit of a simp, you need to just be yourself and find a girl that loves you for who you are."
How it's improperly used:
Jack: "That girl is cute. Maybe I should ask her out. No big deal if she says no, it's just worth a shot."
Joe: "You're such a simp."
Jack: "Okay, so even though the purpose of our species is to procreate and find a mate, I am a simp for pursuing that. Correct?"
Joe: "Yah."
Jack: "Okay.. cool. Guess I will never ever talk to another female as long as I live, despite the fact that our purpose is to procreate. Gotcha. Sounds like a plan. Noted. Will do."
Jaden: "I've given her all my money, I text her every single night even though she leaves me on read, I massage her feet constantly, and she still doesn't want to date me yet! Maybe I should keep picking up her food for her, maybe then she'll decide to get with me."
Mason: "Are you sure this girl is even interested in you in the first place? I think you're being a bit of a simp, you need to just be yourself and find a girl that loves you for who you are."
How it's improperly used:
Jack: "That girl is cute. Maybe I should ask her out. No big deal if she says no, it's just worth a shot."
Joe: "You're such a simp."
Jack: "Okay, so even though the purpose of our species is to procreate and find a mate, I am a simp for pursuing that. Correct?"
Joe: "Yah."
Jack: "Okay.. cool. Guess I will never ever talk to another female as long as I live, despite the fact that our purpose is to procreate. Gotcha. Sounds like a plan. Noted. Will do."
by suburban__dictionary May 04, 2023
by Milkman.mayonnaise_4k December 01, 2021
Amelia decided to go out with the simp after realizing that he'd do anything just to get don with her.
by ASoundMakingReject June 19, 2020