Red Paper Bag

When the bitch your fucking is so ugly you can't even look her in the face, so you put a paper bag over her head. When you finish, you splooge all over the bag. Then proceed to punch and break her nose through the convenient hole you have cutout in the paper bag (she thinks its so she can breathe, you know its so you can punch her afterwards)...leaving you with a red paper bag

Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.

David: So did ya fuck Dana last night?
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!

by Mike and David November 10, 2008

Red Sox Nation

The most loyal, faithful fans in the world. Actually know what baseball is and live their lives by it... something that cannot be said for the New York Yankees' "fan" base.

Member of Red Sox Nation: "So, who's your favorite player?"
Yankee Fanboy: "I like Derek Rodriguez, the Yankees left baseman."
Member of Red Sox Nation: "Shut the fuck up dumbass! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

by ARandomHeretic September 19, 2006

hot red cabbage

A sexual act in which a man and a woman have unprotected sex while she is on her period. The man ejaculates while inside her. She then squats over the man's erection and squeezes out the mixture of cum and menstrual fluid. Having coated the man's boner in such a manner, she then performs fellatio. The act resembles dining at a German restaurant where a bratwurst may be served with a warm red cabbage sauerkraut.

Screwing Sally on the rag made me nervous we would make a mess, but she just wanted some hot red cabbage and cleaned everything up.

by Rusty Bicycle October 8, 2009

Red vs Blue

Despite sounding unoriginal... The funniest thing on the internet, hands-down. Featuring the greatest character in the history of the world - Private L.L. Church.

Church: (to Caboose's Mental Church) "First of all, you? You're not Caboose's best friend, okay? You don't have a best friend. You know why? You don't need one! You're Church! Knowing other people just waters down the experience. Live the dream buddy!"

by Rufus Shinra November 11, 2004

Boston Red Sox

A baseball team that is always beat down by the Yankees.

Hell yeah the Boston Red Sox one a world series, now only 25 more to catch up with the yankees.

by Baraconda December 13, 2008

red light saber

A term used when a girl of non african decent, usually white, dates a person of african decent. Meaning that she "has gone to the dark side" thus uses a red light saber like in Star Wars. In other words a black mans penis.

Hey dude, I heard Betty likes the red light saber.

by Brandon16 May 30, 2008

Red Ball 4

A game featuring a red ball trying to defeat the evil squares scheme which is turning Earth into a square.

Red Ball 4 is my favourite game!

by Muscool May 1, 2022