face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

poop in a sock

To take ur butt and poop

But it's in a sock

Pooping n a sock means that u poop in a sock

by meatstickonabone June 10, 2021

Poop

Literally what all kids find funny and give insults about people with.

Poop ඞ

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Poop Soup

The aftermath of a juice cleanse; when one’s intestines contain so much liquid that their shit consists wholly of a fine liquid reminiscent of soup.

My body feels so clear after that cleanse, I just made some fuckin delicious poop soup

by djorangejuice May 22, 2018

Poop

A substance that kids usually like to eat as candy. Also very delicious at times

Mmmm this poop is sooo good

by Pooplord833 May 14, 2021

poop

the big pile of poopie that comes out of your butt

"ew sam just took a fat poopie! i hope he dies"

by jhvh hj March 15, 2022

Poop Check

When paid hourly, the final check of the year received after having the dedication to take a 15 minute poop every shift of said year.

"Dude, I can't wait till Friday. I'm going to buy myself a Christmas present with my poop check. "

by Spike Speedwrentch December 4, 2013