old, nasty, corn like kernels of mold and diseases on the tip of a man's penis; gross, raucnhy penis
by ray-cait-whatev April 3, 2010
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After enjoying a nice homemade pizza Sally decided to spice up the mood by giving Jim a penis pizza.
by the delivery guy January 14, 2011
Get the penis pizza mug.When your dog gets overweight and his penis sags a bit, some hypothesize that this might be due to age and gravity.
by B-rad321 October 13, 2005
Get the penis gut mug.when a skinny guy dips his man meat in some mint flavored lube then proceeds to have relations with his female friends bum. like a york peppermint patty. mint flavored on the inside, and chocolate flavored on the outside.
by dudy dudy May 13, 2008
Get the mint penis mug.A nasty attraction to a 6 foot muscle between a persons legs... Where there vagina is suppose to be!
by FurFur616 May 8, 2009
Get the Penis Fetish mug.When one becomes very high they may suddenly feel the urge to put two random words together and act as if they make a thought.
Person 1: Dude I am so high!
Person 2: Oh really, good for you
Person 1: I know I love it...oh hey did you do that homework?
Person 2: Yeah, what homework do you need?
Person 1: GHOST PENIS!
Person 2: Oh really, good for you
Person 1: I know I love it...oh hey did you do that homework?
Person 2: Yeah, what homework do you need?
Person 1: GHOST PENIS!
by El Senor Cheeto October 25, 2004
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