SIMP

Sniper
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Monkey
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I'm a simp

a what?

a SIMP, A sniper monkey

by tokenlol January 27, 2021

simp

Type in any generic name, and you will see that a simp has written about them already.

He's such a simp for her.

by I guess myself idk January 27, 2021

lexi simps for osana

lexi simps for osana, my mans made a item just for osana, big bruh moment LOL.

every BU member: lexi simps for osana
lexicord: n

by troll spy January 27, 2021

Simp

Someone who does unnecessary actions in the hopeless attempt to woo a woman. Especially things like co-signing on an apartment, or driving her to and from work every day.

"Wow, can you believe it? Jay co-signed on Joy's apartment to get a blow-j.. crazy.. What a simp.."

by YugeGoon January 28, 2021

friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way

'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."

by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021

Simp

If your only being nice cause you wanna lay the pipe your POg I mean a simp

Simon Go simp!

by ÔwÔ January 28, 2021

Needy vs. Simp

Me vs. You. Also known as two people who are talking where the girl is needy and the guy is a simp, but the guy refuses to admit that he is a simp and in return calls the girl a simp even though she is just needy.

Damn, that girl Kim is needy as fuck, but that guy Trevor is a simp. It's a Needy vs. Simp situation.

by 0001020304050607080900 January 28, 2021