Tom Joe

South Indians by this name are irresistibly attractive and intelligent, rumor has it that they have large penises several inches above the average measurement, they are also highly intelligent in whatever field they pursue. Despite the sophisticated personality, they tend to hang around with average people to balance out the IQ scores

Wow I hear Tom Joe has a huge cock
Tom Joe is the most attractive guy in class

by nottomjoe November 23, 2021

Joe

The average man who goes to the bar to eat 87 nails and 7 push pins to blow of some steam from a fight with his gf

Bartender-Hey joe you want the normal Joe- ya. Bartender- All right common right up.

by Ishd November 6, 2021

Joe mama

A joke that isn't funny. Stop using it. Please

Ben: JOE MAMA XD
Michael: Shut the fuck up

by yeahmanIwatchthehub November 15, 2021

Joe Brandt

A sexy one arm kid that gets all the chicks

Slurpppppp* Joe Brandt is sooooooo hottttt

by BigNutzzz96 January 19, 2018

Joe watson

Joe watson is a useless bastard who sits on his arse all day beating his chucky to naked mma however he has a nice buzz cut and stinks of sweaty balls (mmmmm)

Hew ur like joe watson u kid (also referred to as joe Swanson)

by Jonboshpuddleduck69 January 26, 2023

Joe Bonfield

A lonely bald headed teenager.

You see that guy over there? Yeah he’s a real Joe Bonfield

by Ccfc x December 6, 2019

West Nigerian Sloppy Joe

A male must shit into a baking pan and it it in the oven at 325 for 25 minutes then , without letting it cool off dump it on his sleeping wife while wearing floaties and sandals only .

How come your wifes mad at you?

Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .

by Dr.WTF July 25, 2025