John F.

Literally the worst person ever and a little bitch. Posts lots of shitty memes to the group chat. I hope he goes bye-bye

Hey, have you heard of John F.? Nope, me neither, he's a little bitch tho!

by thespam November 11, 2019

john bowers

John bowers: a very gay kid that will do anything for some gay dick but will persistently say no homo until he is satisfied with his decision.

That guy is such a mf john bowers

by @yaboy defines December 31, 2019

Johnned

To come across a catastrophic fuck up of epic proportions

Why is the pallet no longer secure in the racking? Because it has been Johnned

by Dwrhodes85 March 31, 2022

Poppy John

A bastard of a cat owned by only legends of the game, This creature is also a bit of a animal when it comes to the bed room.

Girl Cat:OMG is that poppy John
Other Girl Cat: That is thee Sir John
Girl Cat: Wow

by One PJ November 7, 2019

Jimmy Johns Dick

When a dick smells like jimmy johns.

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?

by mr chaco January 31, 2021

John in the Bag

A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.

by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018

john chadley

J. Chadley is a person who dominates women as he has a massive dong

Man john chadley just stole my girlfriend and got her pregnant

by Normal British child August 29, 2020