last one to cum

last one to cum is a game, mainly used for hazing rituals and drunken shamings. It involves a group of guys standing around something edible, normally a peace of bread or a cookie. they all start jerking off and ultimately cum on the cookie. the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.

tonight you pledges have to play last one to cum

by Campus Mischief March 28, 2005

Cum Stain Conception

Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.

Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus

"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"

by Rhys Rohypnol July 28, 2009

yellow cum shower

when a woman is going to cum but instead showers the partners genitalia with stinky pee.

Alta gave jon a stinky yellow cum shower.

by Pete the pistol May 10, 2009

cum guzzling queen

Adam lambert

Adam lambert is a cum guzzling queen, it helps him clear his throat before he sings

by Da Funny man 7 June 21, 2010

cum pie suprise

nut in a girls mouth while getting a bj

that bitch was pissed when i gave her the cum pie suprise

by nickle stack and ed dirt October 4, 2007

Cum around the mountain

verb.
A sex act that usually involves a fat fetish. The (usually) female obese participant sits on the ground naked or otherwise, while one or more male participants proceed to manually stimulate themselves while walking in a circle around the person in the middle. They then proceed to cum all over the obese participant in the middle.

similar to bukkake except for the fact that it only requires one person to spank the monkey as opposed to multiple participants
A play on words derived from the children song "She'll be coming around the mountain",

"How are things going with that fat girlfriend of yours?"
"pretty good man, over the weekend we got busy and she let me cum around the mountain"
"man that shit is disgusting!"

by GoYaffa July 27, 2008

Cum Deposit Box

A term used to describe someone you are fucking.

Nah, we're not going out man, he's just my cum deposit box.

by Jim April 4, 2003