cake

Someone who is really easy to WTFPWN.

Omg I one shot your nub ass, cake.

by MrCake February 6, 2007

Frosting the cake

When to take a shit and decide to have a wank (shit wank combo), then proceed to ejaculate onto said defecation, thus ‘frosting the cake’

Holly: Hey Chelsea did you hear about Rowan frosting the cake?

Chelsea: no, what’s that mean?

Holly: it’s when you take a shit and jizz on it.

Chelsea: oh right on! Nice!

by Nick loves yogurt July 29, 2022

Give her some cake

Give her some time / fat on the sides

She’s not here yet : cmon man give her some cake

by Catchathisarvo July 12, 2022

Chocolate cake

A big black smelly sicky nigger ass, also very juicy and big, and it’s does clap

That’s a nice chocolate cake

by Conner James llll June 7, 2025

Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*

Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*

by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015

Sussy Cake

Bro what! I just bought this off ebay and it has amogus on it!!!!! OMG!!!!

Man. I just ate some sussy cake!

by InfiniteIQ July 18, 2021

Sran Cakes

The breakfast snack of sriggers. Eaten with marmalade, on a monorail, while speaking sribonics.

Mernon says: M'naah, those m'naahing Sran Cakes m'naah m'naah good. I wamanah m'naah I had me some Srorange Juice to washamanamah it damanahwamadaaaa SHAAAT!

Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.

by Srig-o-rama December 1, 2003