bagged cock

a cock in a condom

i had a bagged cock after she put a condom on me

by nb09 January 31, 2009

Fumbling the Bag

When you simp for a girl instead of hanging with the boys and still somehow get rejected

Austin’s fumbling the bag again?!

by Randomdude9508 March 21, 2021

t bag

erny m. getting someones balls dipped into his wide opened mouth

ernesto got t bagged by soccer team mates. his response?? yummy baby. gimme more.

by vladimir alfaro August 2, 2007

d-bag

The term Dwane-bag(shortened to D-bag, but this is commonly recognized as douche bag) came from an offhand threat made one night while waiting for concert tickets. With its origins coming from the act of tea bagging. The process of Dwane-bagging involves waiting for a sleeping person to open their mouth, the Dwane-bagger the puts his/its(in case the act is performed by a gender confused individual) balls in the person’s mouth, essentially having them lick the balls, and then proceeds to defecate on the Dwane-baggee’s face/eyes. While the act of Dwane-bagging could be done by a female but as there are: 1. No Balls and 2. This is probably already a form of Japanese scat play. The effect of the shaming is lost. Also see the reverse Dwane-bag, a process involving a normal tea bagging and the act of defecating in the mouth.

If Matt Stone and Trey Parker ever see what a D-bag really I'm sure they'll have Cartman do it to Butters.

by Dan Opper June 4, 2005

D-bag

a person who pisses you off

outta my seat D-bag

by Ralph Delasion November 7, 2003

Vag bag

1. (Directed toward males) Meaning to stop acting overly insensitive.

2. (Directed toward females) Meaning to constantly use her period as a way to rant.

1. Johnny was upset that he wasn't able to go to the concert so he whined and pouted like a vag bag.

2. Melissa always seems to act like a vag bag when ever family is around.

by Jalapeno Flavor August 16, 2010

douche bag

A person, usually a male, who goes about his life with the idea that he has actual, genuine friends. He believes that he is "cool", and possibly "popular." But, in the sad fact of reality, he is far from any of these things. Non of his supposed "friends" like him. In fact, they all hate him. The jokes and stories he tells are never as funny or cool as he thinks they are. He is simply a loud, distracting annoyance to any social scene. i.e., that one guy in a group of friends who nobdody likes.

Mike: Dude, Ed's calling me again. It's like the fifth time tonight!

Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?

by James Myrick August 6, 2007