The kind of humor and writing prized by millenials who stopped growing up in 2012 and still think they are edgy and relevant.
Normal speak: Can you get some fuel canisters, so I can restart the generator and get our shields back up. I'll mark your map.
Funko pop humor: Heyyy buddy, great job killing all those mutants and all. Youre really good at that! Shooting things, that is. One problemo, though. As it turns out a bunch of the monsters on this planet are gonna rip our eyes out if we dont get the shields back up. And this is just my opinion, but like thats gonna suck. Not having eyes sounds terrible! Like how am I supposed to read my collection of Bodacious Space Babes without eyes?! So heres my brilliant plan i wrote here on this napkin. Theres this generator thing-y. Following me? And it needs GAS! Who knew?? Mayyyybe, you can go out and fetch some cannisters. Then we can get the generator running, and then our shields will be back up, and we won't be viciously murdered! Doesn't that sound great? I know, right? So, since I did most of the work coming up with the plan, I was thinking you do the last step and get the cannisters. If you see monsters, shoot them in the face or something. Oh and one more tip: try not to get killed. That'll put a wrench in this plan - metaphorically, that is. Not literally. I hate people who misuse the term "literally", it drives me FIGURATIVELY insane. Anyway I'll just be here, cowering in my bunker while you go do that, team badass!
Funko pop humor: Heyyy buddy, great job killing all those mutants and all. Youre really good at that! Shooting things, that is. One problemo, though. As it turns out a bunch of the monsters on this planet are gonna rip our eyes out if we dont get the shields back up. And this is just my opinion, but like thats gonna suck. Not having eyes sounds terrible! Like how am I supposed to read my collection of Bodacious Space Babes without eyes?! So heres my brilliant plan i wrote here on this napkin. Theres this generator thing-y. Following me? And it needs GAS! Who knew?? Mayyyybe, you can go out and fetch some cannisters. Then we can get the generator running, and then our shields will be back up, and we won't be viciously murdered! Doesn't that sound great? I know, right? So, since I did most of the work coming up with the plan, I was thinking you do the last step and get the cannisters. If you see monsters, shoot them in the face or something. Oh and one more tip: try not to get killed. That'll put a wrench in this plan - metaphorically, that is. Not literally. I hate people who misuse the term "literally", it drives me FIGURATIVELY insane. Anyway I'll just be here, cowering in my bunker while you go do that, team badass!
by fucczucc September 5, 2023
Get the funko pop humormug. Greg: Is she dating a guy her own age?
Tex: No. She's dating a guy old enough to be her dad for the perks; she's a pop tart.
Tex: No. She's dating a guy old enough to be her dad for the perks; she's a pop tart.
by Balzacfan July 14, 2023
Get the Pop Tartmug. by Jawn Dough September 21, 2020
Get the Parnell Popsmug. by Kefeuso123 September 13, 2020
Get the Pop Offmug. Pop-Leg Syndrome is when you start an intense skateboarding session, however you just cant seem to Ollie right and get the pop you want from the tail end of the board.
Gemma : "Right guys, I'm going to work on my moving Ollie's over there."
Sam : Yeah go for it dude.
Bob : You can do it Friend
Inush : Hey Friend
5 minutes pass
Gemma : I just can seem to be getting any height on my Ollie's today, I don't know whats going on
Bob : We know whats wrong with you gem.
Sam : You got Pop-Leg Syndrome, few stretches will sort you right out.
Sam : Yeah go for it dude.
Bob : You can do it Friend
Inush : Hey Friend
5 minutes pass
Gemma : I just can seem to be getting any height on my Ollie's today, I don't know whats going on
Bob : We know whats wrong with you gem.
Sam : You got Pop-Leg Syndrome, few stretches will sort you right out.
by BENJAMINBODEL May 17, 2019
Get the Pop-Leg Syndromemug. (Verb) to perform some type of violent act upon another being …
(Noun)
A proper name for a tough, rugged, strong, stone cold or thug type individual …
(Noun)
A proper name for a tough, rugged, strong, stone cold or thug type individual …
As a verb-
That punk ass bitch done fucked up now… I’m ‘bout to Pop Squid on a mother fuckers ass…
As a noun-
Here comes that Pop Squid mother fucker now… You better run bitches…
That punk ass bitch done fucked up now… I’m ‘bout to Pop Squid on a mother fuckers ass…
As a noun-
Here comes that Pop Squid mother fucker now… You better run bitches…
by Mista PoP Squid October 7, 2023
Get the Pop Squidmug. by FISHBUCKET May 20, 2017
Get the Pop-pornmug.