You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.
Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.
by LazyRooster November 7, 2023
Get the forbidden chocolate milkmug. by Hudson Hoe Handler July 22, 2018
Get the Hudson Hot Chocolatemug. by young sexy motherfucker May 9, 2022
Get the Dark Chocolatemug. by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012
Get the Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickelmug. by Dazzler bwg June 27, 2022
Get the white chocolatemug. by PeachesNAlex September 23, 2015
Get the Chocolate Tube Slidingmug. The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*
by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023
Get the Sweet Chocolate Starfishmug.