Grand-Master simp

A guy with so low self-esteem that he would literally do anything for any female attention, no matter what the cost, the consequence or any logical choice would be.

ChoiceNFTs is a Grand-Master simp that would do anything for his mooncunt goddess

by Gabe775 November 5, 2023

Simp

Short for “stop insulting my penis,” a term that insecure man-children use in the shape of an insult to tacitly acknowledge the inferiority of their manhood.

Person 1: “Haha, simp.”
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*

by Dancing Duck November 19, 2022

Simp

An individual who fucks risus

Such a simp

by easymoneyfesa August 10, 2022

Simp

Jacob Roberts

Jacob Roberts is the biggest simp

by idkpicsomething May 26, 2020

Simp

A simp is a person that obsesses over an internet personality, usually e-girls or e-boys.

He's such a fucking simp!

by hagei April 28, 2020

Simp

Losing interest in the boys and becoming more / too comfortable with your girlfriend.

“Does buying a matching tracksuit with my girlfriend make me a simp?”

by Thomas wood July 15, 2020

Simp

An abnormally overused word that assholes love to call people (usually males) for being nice to others (usually a female). The actually definition of simp is someone who obsesses over someone not worth it. USE. THIS. WORD. RIGHT!

Person one: did you hear jake bought her a car?! She’s rejected him 5 times already!

Person two: he’s such a simp.

by written anonymously. October 30, 2020