Pink Lighter Syndrome

A human male who acts in an angry or upset manner in response to being offered an item or service that could be perceived as supporting, relating to or representing femininity or homosexuality.

After trying to purchase a lighter and being offered a pink lighter by the cashier, John trashed the store. He must suffer from Pink Lighter Syndrome.

by wishofalifetime August 23, 2023

Virgin Mary Syndrome

An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.

Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.

Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.

Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?

by 69 All Stars May 8, 2013

y/n syndrome

The implication of someone behaving like a "y/n" character (The main character in a fancic) but in real life.

Emily🥺: Omg the teachers here are so finee
James: Bro she must have y/n syndrome

Allie: For real miss girl is trippin idk who she's talking about

by 90° Pop corners November 16, 2021

Spare Nob Syndrome

When a person is not included in a group conversation or activity. They are not talking to anyone and look lonely and sad. This puts people off of talking to them. Because of this, Spare Nob Syndrome(SNS) is very difficult to overcome.

To get rid of the Spare Nob aura surrounding your being, introduce yourself to new people of the group, and soon enough, you will become known to said group.

Spare Nob Syndrome can occur when you move school, when you get a new job, or when you have a new boyfriend/girlfriend who introduces you to their friends.

Person 1: Aww poor Gareth, nobody's speaking to him. He's looking all left out. ):

Person 2: Yeah, its a shame. He's standing there like the spare nob.

Person 3: True that. It must be really hard suffering from Spare Nob Syndrome.

by Erratic Doorhandle April 29, 2010

hurried child syndrome

A condition in which parents overschedule their children's lives, push them hard for academic success, and expect them to behave and react as miniature adults.

At 15 years old, Johnny doesn't have a good social life because he experienced hurried child syndrome.

by TheShealyWord November 23, 2010

Boneless Leg Syndrome

The condition experienced by a female after extreme sex causing her legs to respond as if the have no bones or were made of jello. This usually requires being plastered motionless on whatever object or surface the deed was administered. This syndrome often includes a deep mindless gaze at an imaginary object 30 miles away. These symptoms have been known to last for days after exposure to the magic stick.

"Hey girl whats that bruise on your face? Did Jay pimp slap you for saying some stupid shit?" reply "No, he fucked the dog shit out of me last night and gave me Boneless Leg Syndrome. My stupid whore ass tried to stand up and busted my face on the dresser!"

by Electric Juston May 6, 2010

annoying whore syndrome

The group of girls that take up the whole bathroom at lunchtime to do their hair and make-up, whilst insesantly giggling.

I think the seven dwarfs have annoying whore syndrome.

by Heyyyyaitscloudoo. January 5, 2012