Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

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sloppy tax

The penalty issued to an individual when he or she fails to secure their drugs or money during a high risk situation such as in a trap house or low budget motel.

Big Red, the low budget plug, left his re-up money on the table when he nodded out at the trap house so Danielle, the heroin junky collected the sloppy tax.

by Mark the Narc March 14, 2022

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The most powerful weapon in the universe, first weaponized by the Asians before physics was invented. It is capable of both short and long range devastation, and in the old days it could even be finessed through time and space. It also doubles as fashionable footwear and as such, is very easy to deploy quickly if you know what you are doing.

You got a B in math?

yeah, wh-OH GOD PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THE SLIPPER

by Steven He's Biggest Fan March 16, 2022

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sloppy joppy

When there is a smeared sloppy joe on someone's dick and the other person eats it off

Can I get a sloppy Joppy please

by Faxspitter69420 March 17, 2022

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Sloppy sizzler

Setting on a roof while getting your dick sucked. Simultaneously holding a metal rod in the air to try and get electrocuted. Ergo both parties get a little extra sizzle added.

I got a sloppy sizzler last night and my toes are still burning.

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022

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