by nobodyfromcalifornia February 05, 2020
a married man getting defensive about a girl he didn’t even date who was so into him that she had him drive 4 hours to Yakima, WA to buy her Red Robin
by MickeyDeezPeanuts December 21, 2020
A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.
Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”
Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”
Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”
by TryhardSarv March 16, 2020
by Yonig69 April 12, 2020
A man that is willing to be submissive to a woman. This man will ditch his friends to go with a girl or girls. He will often compromise his character for a girl he has no chance with. This girl may even have a boyfriend. A simp puts a hoe before a bro
Cade has ditched his friends to hang with girls that have boyfriends he is definitely a simp.
Cade treats his friends badly around girls in order to gain respect from the girls he is a simp lord.
Cade treats his friends badly around girls in order to gain respect from the girls he is a simp lord.
by Simp anti king March 18, 2020
A beta male in which acts subdominant to the opposite sex in order to secure the poon in attempt to become alpha.
by thatright_ May 17, 2020