alaskan slip n slide

Guy stands on a slippery surface behind a girl. Girl bends over and the guy slips then slides into her pussy

Yo I just gave this girl the best Alaskan slip n slide yesterday.

by Transamjoe April 28, 2014

Shake n' Flake

When a person is tailing you very close while you are in your car and you get rustled. However you are such a BAMF that you slow right the fuck down and try to get the guy/girl to pass you (hopefully in the oncoming lane). Then when you see them turn to try and pass you, you hit the gas and drive faster than the person. If they tried to pass you in an oncoming lane, you slow the fuck down so they can't get back into lane, forcing them to come to a complete stop.

(Inspired by Shake n' Bake from Ricky Bobby)

You just pulled a Shake n' Flake!

by Shake n' Flake May 1, 2014

wake n bacon

The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.

*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."

by baconfarts May 21, 2014

Gag n' pump

Sticking your finger down her throat while doggy style to make her gag to tighten on the pump

She was so drunk, I iust decided to gag n' pump her!

by Penny Willow May 31, 2014

Silly (n.)

Sometimes, in the course of human events, words are used that have dual meaning. We'd all be a roiling mass of chaos and etymological misunderstanding among the young who "cumsies" all over the internet during an age of law enforcement, out of necessity for keeping their jobs, wasting the taxpayers $ ... Instead of a federal proposal to investigate the whining, crying children on the other end of the line.

I.e. It's silly to accept a grown man's friend request, working on exploring young culture and their popularly held notions of everything in their heads that's probably a result of having to study, defend their internet reps.... Thinking they're being super monitored... And then... Find.... That they are.... I love catching people who Harras people who are. Smarter and more accomplished than they via:

I say it... Therefore it's law... Then cumsies. Their way into your hotel room for your wallet.... Claiming their ex boyfriend ... Who could fucking care less about the SLUT ... Would've hurt you after phone sexing the whole hotel until finding the one employee that'd do anything for her. .. Steal your cash and find that your card doesn't work... Because taking a break from PTI ... Parole and dad and loss of job and family requires... Idk... I do that all the time? Gotta love the end users...

.... Because you just
Can't
Hate em... Pobres

;)

Supersonic off Backspacer for the soundtrack (pearl Jam for the out of touch)

The definition of "Silly (n.)" is me according to some bitch that accepted my "friend"; however, I tend to disagree.

by MP? That's mine too! July 1, 2014

n-host

acronym for never heard of such a thing.

i myself am not even sure how i came up with the acronym n-host.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2014

Bake 'N Spray

When one bakes... then sprays... (does drugs, then uses air freshener on nearby trash cans). This is a new charity... Febrezing the trash cans. Anyone can participate. It is a tax write off.

"Yo, what are you doing?", as a man sprays febreze on a trash can in a park.

"Im trying out this new Bake 'N Spray thing yo"

by Bake 'N Spray And Sons October 22, 2014