expresso for my depresso

this is a horrible feeling. this is when you absolutely hate everything that is happening in your boring life. so get some expresso for your depresso. and don't worry i have some depresso too!

guy 1 - what's wrong?
girl 1 - i don't have any expresso for my depresso

by sexymom101 February 26, 2019

Hold my AK

When "hold my beer" isn't enough.

Your letting the people around you that your gonna do some Worldstar level shit

Yo phill, hold my AK. I'm gonna shit on the subway.

by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019

you're my squishy

What you say to the one girl who makes you feel better than you have ever felt before

"Hey Mackenzie"

"Yes?"

"You're my Squishy"

(She Smiles)

by AJCOOKY December 15, 2018

Sit on my fence

To invite someone round to sit on your fence and discuss turtles.

Penelope was a lovely girl, so Shaft gave her a call. “Sit on my fence” he said. After all, the newly erected fence was newly varnished, and he knew she’d appreciate it.

by Penelope Turtle December 25, 2018

snorkel my ass

it’s when someone puts their face in the ass

“babe”

“Yea”
“Can u snorkel my ass tonight”

by deddy joe December 29, 2018

It’s Wednesday my dudes

Common vine reference, often shouted on Wednesday’s

it’s Wednesday my dudes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Dopellama123 June 16, 2018

rain on my downfall

When things are going bad and someone tries to make things worse.

person1 - "Hey, that work is shit!"
person2 - "Don't rain on my downfall!"

by lennykn August 16, 2018