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james kitten

when james is sus
partner: james kitten, why are there so many memes on this apush presentation between 1607-1669?
james: I made it sus
duck: lower your standards
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Sigma James Golding

Dan Freakwood's self proclaimed fuck toy who he uses to carry out his voyeurist fantasies whilst he sits in the corner of the room stroking his shit. Typically found bare blazing it and jerking it on NYE.
Wow have you seen that sigma James Golding? He's being bumfiddles by that Dan Freakwood again
by No1FreakwoodHater June 4, 2024
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James Viney

He’s one of the nicest boys you will meet, he also likes smashing his controllers and headsets over games, he also has ur back if u have his
Have you met James Viney he’s poggers!
by Poliholiloli November 21, 2021
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HALLE JAMES

HALLE JAMES IS A VERY EMPATHETIC PERSON! SHE ALWAYS LOOKS OUT FOR HER FRIENDS! HALLE JAMES IS VERY FUNNY AND STRANGE BUT ITS A OKAY CUZ HER FRIENDS ARE TOO! IF YOU EVER NEED SOMEONE TO COMPLAIN TO, ASK WEIRD QUESTIONS, ASK ADVICE, ETC YOU CAN GO TO HALLE JAMES! SHE IS TRYING TO FIND HER PATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s Halle James questioning things again.
by Sugar muffin applesauce March 31, 2019
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James Plath

James Plath is a benevolent, omnipotent deity who sews amber waves of honey and light in his writings. His teachers or that of a new phenomenology comparable to that of the ancient text of Babylon. His criticism is both in the lens of foresight and hindsight, as he can peer thought the mind, heart, and soul of us who is not worthy of his grace. His potent fertility is only parallel to magnitude and girth of his phallus.

His review of Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers is completely justified and objectively correct, just as his teachings in life and literature.
Him: Man, I love James Plath's critique of "Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers." It's so profound!

Her: I'm so in love with you.
by WolfmanJimmyConstancewoah June 22, 2022
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James King

A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...
Old wife: JAMES KING?? he's my husband
New wife: he's your wasbend cause he's my husband
by Urmom916! April 14, 2025
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James

Serial Womaniser who makes your mom cream
by YoursMomsfavouriteDick April 24, 2023
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