by Borrero April 20, 2021

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)
Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!
by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020

when you feel yourself for everyone to see. take your girls to a city like las vegas or miami and live it up.
you
you
this court is going to award you a VIP Moment! you and yo girls; i’m finna give you an addition 5 thousand dollars from ME.
And you take yo girls to vegas and party like it’s 1999.
- Steve Harvey
And you take yo girls to vegas and party like it’s 1999.
- Steve Harvey
by chilly615 March 17, 2022

Being so fanomanaly retarded that you misspell phenomenally and sometimes you will have cats on curtains
by Pieper picked a dildo July 30, 2022

"Yo, that post is kinda cringy... but at the same time, it seems ironic."
"Talk about a Blud Moment."
"Talk about a Blud Moment."
by qwerty-u September 8, 2021

by Defiantly not Skye August 22, 2022

a moment where a person goes off on a tangent, like saying potato chips are essential for animals rights.
Bridget: "And so that's why Abel is so confused."
Wesley: "Why is he so confused?"
Bridget: "Because of like, everything."
Wesley: "I think your having a chip moment."
Wesley: "Why is he so confused?"
Bridget: "Because of like, everything."
Wesley: "I think your having a chip moment."
by rubberbutt November 12, 2009
