jack-o-lantern

When u smoke a blumpkin wile smoking a blunt

Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.

by dontasky23 October 22, 2012

debt-o-matic

The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.

"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .

by Contracts God December 18, 2012

O-Strength

The feeling of invincibility and burst of physical power during an orgasm.

"I felt like the Hulk last night during sex; my O-strength was awesome."

"I accidently bruised my girlfriend's hips with my O-strength when I was gripping her last night."

by cum-strength December 12, 2012

Cosby Jell-O

The steamy mixture that ejects from the penis after marinating it in a bowl of Jell-O

1."Let's watch Bill Cosby"
"Naw let's make Cosby Jell-O"

2. A girl at a bar asks you to buy her a drink. In response, "how about a Cosby Jell-O? Bitches love Cosby Jell-O."

by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013

T-Pain o' Clock

A quicker way of saying 5:00 A.M.

~phone rings~
Person 2: Hello…
Person 1: Yo, Derp!
Person 2: Dude… WTF! It's five in the morning!
Person 1: I know that it's T-Pain o' Clock, but hear me out!

by Derpshotz August 11, 2013

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

O-5-O

To take control of a object by picking it up with one hand using all 5 fingers and as a result an "O" is made with both sides of your hand.

1) Adam:That toy train is going to crash into a wall.

John: Deploy the O-5-O!

2) * An adult picks up a kid's toy car.*

Kid: Hey I was playing with that!!

Adult: sorry but the O-5-O says you should stop.

by Adathorrules October 21, 2013