piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 1, 2023

piss conversation

When you’re talking to someone whilst taking a piss

1) Me and billy were having a piss conversation the other day. 2) talking to Kat about big animu tiddies and not actually liking them

by MyNamesFuckinDave December 22, 2018

Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

“I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Piss wiggles

When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs

Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit

Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles

Henry:……..ok.

by Inferno_ September 1, 2021

piss

pee

i just pissed my pants

by mfkjrjngjjrjt October 4, 2023

Piss Bucket

A term of dislike used for someone/something that reminds you of piss and/or buckets. This can be used to represent your hatred towards a person, or all of society.

"YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING PISS BUCKET!"

by you're not invited May 28, 2016

piss flip

when you piss on the floor in front of your crush so they’ll fall down

-dude how am i supposed to take this girl out she’s totally out of my league!
-just piss flip her bro she’ll love it

by teethtree September 2, 2025