November 3

National " buy your child whatever they want " day. Go on and Tell your mom its up to her if she'll believe you or not tho.

"Not my problem" - Johnny (NCT)

Kleia:Hey mom, don't you know it's november 3?
Mom: I'm pretty sure I do
Kleia:BUT do you know that its buy your child whatever they want day?
Mom: That's not a real holiday.
Kleia:Oh it is mom it is,now lets go to the mall i have a list
Mom:Why did i gave birth to a stupid worthless idiotic child that always spends money.
Kleia:MOM THE CAR WON'T DRIVE ITSELF!
Mom: Can't you fucking wait!?

by a broke kpop fan October 28, 2021

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3 sticks

Word made by Vietnamese low life communists who use it to insult Vietnamese with pro-democracy thought

Random person: I don't think Ho Chi Minh is a god
The commie: How dare you insult our dear leader you fucking 3 sticks

by IHateCommie November 21, 2021

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lily+logan=<3

lily and logan are an inseparable couple they need to have baby so me and Lainee can be the god mothers.

person 1: whos that couple
person 2: thats lily+logan=<3 they need to have a baby so Lainee and maya can be the god mothers.

by loopyboopy123 May 1, 2023

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december 3

because of conan gray december you gotta give your partner a sweater 🥺

yo it’s december 3rd.....where my sweater

🥺👉🏼👈🏼

by thicc nicky December 3, 2020

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3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.

Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro

by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

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