3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.

Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro

by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

3 fingers up

3 fingers up means you are insanely attractive

soobin is holding 3 fingers up. he must be insanely attractive!

by liolszy June 11, 2022

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

john smith 3:15

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets”

my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday

by Johnny Smith 315 October 1, 2019

acoustic #3

the best goo goo dolls song literally ever. off of their album "Dizzy up the Girl".

fat ugly fuck: "Whats your favorite GGD song? Mine's Iris."
Skinny Beautiful Woman "Acoustic #3 you dumb fat cunt."

by diverwerk June 27, 2024

Jacob A. Z <3

The love of my life! Best man i’ve ever met, in character, emotional depth, and soul. Jacob, you know how to love me. I am eternally glad I met you and in every life i’d do it over and over again. Thank you for choosing me to be yours, it is truly an honor.

“Jacob A. Z <3? Oh i know him, he is the love of Maggie’s life!”

by Maggie May <3 November 7, 2025

Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls

the series finale of the American animated television series Gravity Falls, which was created by Alex Hirsch.

Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls was first broadcast on February 15, 2016, on Disney XD, and was watched by 2.47 million households in the United States.

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023