Tits and top hats

Good, classy, excellent.

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."

by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012

tits on a plane

When you get frustrated with whatever you are doing.

I just got killed on Call of Duty, "Tits on a plane!"

by growingdollar December 7, 2011

Tit-picnic

A term referring to either a large gathering of chesty women or eating food off the breasts of an individual.

Example 1: "Dude it was a total tit-picnic at that strip club last night"

Example 2: "Licked chocolate syrup off my girl's boobs last night, best tit-picnic ever!"

by Crockopunch March 13, 2011

whizzle tits

is the way a womans breast hang with a streach in the shape of a bar whizzle stick to stir drinks its located at the side of the breast were streach marks appear while bent over or on all fours

wow did you see lindas whizzle tits she should be putting coco butter on that area

by buk wylde March 23, 2011

Dirty Tit Fuck

When you take a dump on a girl's chest, and titfuck her, using the poop as lubricant

Nolan: What did you guys do last night?

Damian: Dude she totally let dirty tit fuck her! It was awesome!

*Highfive

by Zombieeatsasian November 13, 2011

shit fuck tit

When you titty fuck a girl while having a dirty sanchez.

I would shit fuck tit Megan Fox

by Mr.BigClit July 6, 2011

Virgin's Tits

An expression applicable to a wide variety of situations in place of any more vulgar or appropriate sayings. ( primarily as a noun )
Can also be used as an exclamation totally irrelevant to the following sentence.

Man, it's nipppin out! I'm colder than virgin's tits!!

My boss is being a tyrant; he's been making work harder than a virgin's tit lately!!

VIRGIN'S TITS I need to get laid!!

by Dave&SK July 7, 2011