a bitch who gets into agruements and doesnt fucking know what to do barking all day all night and soft also wants attention badly even from dogs
by Lava6994 May 27, 2024
Dragon king:
Hey brat come here i will punch u in the balls
Someone:
i think i had a gun some where here
Hey brat come here i will punch u in the balls
Someone:
i think i had a gun some where here
by Lava6994 May 27, 2024
The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
by Cancerking November 21, 2021
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Impregnation via plunger device, where one goes into a headstand like position and you, with both hands on the device, plunge it down as one would when putting the sword in the stone
Tuka, also known as the jugg king known for repeatedly hitting banks with xSupreme. Lastly checked tuka net worth is worth 2m WITHOUT a job.
“Watch out whenever xSupreme and tuka is together nobody banking login is safe, best to keep your distance.” - Jugg King
by Katie payn January 16, 2023
by Schminkle June 04, 2024