Plant dick

When a plant-based eating guy gets erections that won’t quit. Much like your household’s favorite phallic vegetables.

See also: multiple orgasms
See also: vegan

James Cameron has a total plant dick

by Satisfied_XO February 2, 2019

Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.

They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.

by tirtle June 18, 2018

Electric Dick

Electric Dick

In the world of E-cigarettes it has been discussed that people often are very busy with smoking their ecigs. We like to say 'Tell that douche to stop sucking on his electric dick and get to work.'

by Funnylassy November 5, 2018

Dick Load

How much money Charlie Sheen is making right now.

Charlie Sheen is making a dick load of cash right now.

by Newyawk April 29, 2011

dick foreman

A delusional small penised man, a shyster who wants to pull the wool over people's eyes to make one think that he is not a cancer.

A charlatan, a fake. Monet.

A person who's belly is as big as his ego.

Man, don't be a dick foreman, you don't want to be considered a douchebag.

by TheTruth2018 January 16, 2018

Blic and Dick

Similar to Netflix and Chill but instead two people just smoke gas get baked and then fuck after

Jessica : Hey Tyler I just copped some gas you down to smoke
Tyler: Yeah I’m down to blic and dick
Jessica: what’s that?
Tyler: You’ll see😈

by BlicG247 March 11, 2019

nolans dick

The longest and biggest dick you will ever see, girls say it make you feel good!

nolans dick is so big

by Hello555 February 7, 2017