The Butter Dilemma

The issue when you butter one piece of toast and the butter melts but when you proceed to the second piece it has cooled leaving you with a brick of butter

Tommy was sad due to the butter dilemma, now this will haunt him all day

by Switch Mane September 21, 2020

Butters

A way to describe someone who is fat or ugly

Gertrude: “Look at this pic of this guy I’m chirpsing to”
Tatiana: “Oh Gerty!!! He is totally butters!!!”

by Gertrude Syn-Clare November 21, 2019

I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.

Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Shantell’s Truffle Butter

when you eat a truffle while giving head and you pull out and it’s brown

Damn boy you get that Shantell’s truffle butter last night or was that just me?

by Shantell’strufflebutter January 8, 2019

Peanut butter technique

A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.

Im using the “peanut butter technique”

by Healthy alex July 12, 2022

Man Butter

It represents a man’s cum

Man A: I love having man butter on me.
Man B: Wha- that’s gay...
Man A: You know it *wink*
Man B: *disturbed silence*

by ✨🦖ChiBby🦖✨ September 25, 2019

Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021