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poop bro

by Fossilnet December 20, 2022
mugGet the poop bromug.

Bro-job

What husbands have to resort to when their wives won't "s*ck their d*ck" & "do their wifely duties!" Brojob.
"Hey bro, heard your wife won't do her wifely duties. May I offer you a bro-job?"
by Aquari Mama June 13, 2023
mugGet the Bro-jobmug.

bro

A Bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn’t want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can trust will always be there for you, unless he’s got something else going on.
Barney Stinson is a total bro. I didn't even know what a bro was until I read "The Bro Code."
by Barney Stinson (Original Bro) October 21, 2015
mugGet the bromug.

Bro-Chillin

relaxing while hand is near their privates. Often used when hands are cold.
"Why is you're hand in your pants!?" "Relax, I'm just Bro-Chillin"
by Yikes247 November 4, 2020
mugGet the Bro-Chillinmug.

demi-bro

A girl who, except for lacking a penis, would qualify as a bro. She is interested in drinking, fucking, partying, working out, and chilling with her bros.

Demi-bros can sometimes be problematic, on account of her wanting to have sex with her bros, and vice versa. This is the only thing that disqualifies her from being a bro, because bros should not want to have sex with their bros.
That girl is such a demi-bro, buy her another beer.
by reasons August 26, 2012
mugGet the demi-bromug.

bro

be right over.
aka the cooler version of brb
cook kid #1: Do you want to come over after lax practice with your girlfriend so we can drink natty light and I can fuck your girlfriend while you make me a sandwich?

cool kid #2: Yea we'll bro.
by The original cool kid October 18, 2010
mugGet the bromug.

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