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myspace whore

someone who spends more than fifty percent of their day on myspace. Thinking that there is no other joy in life.
Shane :"Alyssa was on myspace all yesterday. Is she a ...?
Adam: " I know she is such a myspace whore isn't she? ."
by mada512 January 11, 2008
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church whore

Any woman who was a young prostitute and now behaves holier than thou ,but fails to realize everyone in church knows she sucked more cock than Linda Lovelace.
The priest said"" Get Sarah the church whore to help with the bake sale, she's good at selling things.""
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde June 26, 2019
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whore-ible

When a girl is being a horrible person and a whore at the same time. Mostly used for someone you don't like doing something mean or cruel.
"That girl is soooo whore-ible!!"

"Why does she have to be so whore-ible?!?"

"Who pushes a girl down the stairs because she's in your way?!? That girl is a whore-ible person!!!!!!!!!"
by bitchwhostolemyorange December 25, 2011
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Shore Whore

A female who seems to think that excessive tanning and wearing a loin cloth in sub zero temperatures will make her more attractive at the bar.
"Did you just see that shore whore nose dive into the snow bank? I can see her clit piercings from here!"
by Tyrsyxen February 29, 2012
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talent whore

A person who uses their talents purely for monetary gain, with no emotional or artistic attachment.
I can't believe that band wrote a jingle for a cereal commercial. Total talent whores.
by TalentWhore October 22, 2013
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fuckshitbitch,whore

used when someone really messes up or realizes something important that they forgot about.
Guy 1: What'd you get for question 4?
Guy 2: B
Guy 1: No it was C you must have forgotten to divide afterward.
Guy 2: OH fuckshitbitch,whore! You're right!
by drumking 37 June 22, 2009
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Whore Update

A Whore Update (often used with exclamation points: i.e. "Whore Update!") is a term for an update/post online, often on a social networking site from either a male or female (usually female) exhibiting their wares (sexually). This can be done through seemingly innocent posts in order to disguise the whorishness of the poster. Example: Here is my new puppy (photo of puppy and cleavage). Whore updates from more brazen individuals will be pictures displaying "outfits" "swinwear" and/or blatantly provocative poses.

Note: This can be used in any medium whether it be print, textual, video, photos, or other media. However, currently most whore updates are through photos.
Most picture posts on Facebook are whore updates.

Many whore update photos are taken in the bathroom or at parties.
by TRASHMANBOB December 16, 2011
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