Facebook Friend Massacre

When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.

Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"

by dob293 January 1, 2013

Friends with game benefits

Two or more people who become friends on a social networking website with the intention of sending gifts/becoming neighbors on online games.

In a message to another person: 'Hey, do you want to become friends with game benefits?'

by Mail W June 18, 2012

Friend Drop Syndrome

The negative sensation one encounters upon discovering their Facebook friend numbers dropping.

Another one? Friend Drop Syndrome.

by JoeNJ2 October 26, 2011

Crack House Friend

An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.

Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?

Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.

Person 1: Dag, yo.

by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023

American online friend

Any American online friend is a little crazy, but its fine cause their always there and a right laugh to talk to. They are loyal to a fault and some of the greatest people even if they do spell words wrong.

I love all my American online friends with all my heart and I never want to lose any of them

by MamaKoalaBear March 9, 2023

The Best Kind of Friend

You two are so damn close you're almost dating... but not quite.

You spend all the time you can together and enjoy every second of it

People actually become concerned with the amount if time you spend together and how close you are

Wow Kayden and Victor are clearly the best kind of friend

by Oui Oui Baguettes Times Three January 22, 2020

Little Friend with Benefits

The outlandish notion that you can be friends with your own dick.

"Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."

"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."

"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."

by Rest in pieces, Sandy Hook May 21, 2020