pie dog

A penis that loves/craves pies

Hey man I have a huge pie dog

by MouseMan October 10, 2013

stripper dog

An old man who is well past the age when any woman
would have sex with him but still acts like a young stud in a
strip club.
A fat guy who is too obese to have sex but pays young naked strippers to rub themselves all over his immense belly.
A loser with no friends who's only interaction with other
humans is the dancers at the neighborhood club.

Sally:" Did you see Grandpa? He's all dressed up!"
Bob: " He's going to the strip club to throw our inheritence
at the dancers, he's become such a stripper dog since Grandma
died."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

Dog Rash

From the language coined at Staffordshire University; A word to describe something negative, replaces usual swear words with something more acceptable in public while remaining somewhat strange yet usable.

Person 1: Man, I've got an exam tomorrow for 3 hours

Person 2: Dude that's total dog rash

by saucehair March 28, 2011

Eye dog

The act of eye f***ing someone without the protection of sunglasses or other types of camouflage

ah shit, that girl totally saw me eye dog her through those bushes. should've been wearing my ray bans

by rootbrew July 7, 2011

Huge Dog

A homie he always dogs it out in every situation. Also referred to as a Great Dane, Mastiff. A true dog.

Yo my man just dogged it out again. What a HUGE DOG.

by kushdaddy November 13, 2011

Hair of the Dog

Heartbreaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Steamroller, midnight shoulder
What they been sayin' must be true

Red hot mama, velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Talkin' jivin' poison ivy
You ain't gonna cling to me
Man taker, bone faker
I ain't so blind I can't see

Red-hot mama, velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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Hair of the Dog

by Death Menace December 10, 2022

Hat dog

A dog who is wearing a hat in a timely fashion flexing it on any body. If a dog is wearing a visor it is not considered a hat dog. Hat dogs are cute dogs that like fashion and being kewl

My dog is a hat dog because she where’s sombreros to parties.

by Sara Smythe January 30, 2020