Bisexual Moment

when a Person(s) who are usually attracted to the opposite sex of themselves
becomes attracted to someone of the same sex suddenly out of random

Person one: Dude, that guy over there is hot as fuck

Person two: Bisexual Moment.

by LoonieLulu November 15, 2020

i guess moment

An i guess moment is used when its not really a yes question but not a no so you just say i guess, an agreement

"i don't want to go to school even though its the last day of school"

"i guess" - this is what you would call an "i guess moment"

by chxrry3 February 25, 2021

Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.

Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”

by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022

@calb57 moment

This phrase is used whenever anime (loli), or furry content is sent in a discord channel.

Weeb: *sends picture of a loli furry OC*

Epic Gamer: @calb57 moment

by DutchVan derLinde June 2, 2021

dickballs moment

when you realize you fibbled the bag.

Friend: "Bro what happened I thought you guys were dating."
Me: "On god a dickballs moment."

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022

Jed Moment

A phenomenon in which a whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he smell like a bingus?"
"Jed moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024