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Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018
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Slap Arson Day

Its a day where you slap someone named Arson / Mio. For example:
“Hey Arson, do you know what day it is today?” “No?” “It’s national slap arson day” *slaps arson*
by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022
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Peaker Slap

The art of slapping a woman or man with only the tip of your penis.

This may also be used as a game for friends when someone passes out. Bonus points for leaving a mark.
Dude i peaker slapped the shit out of that chick when she talked back to me.

Hey dude johnny passed out lets peaker slap him!
by johnny :'( December 1, 2011
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Slap-Sucker

A Slap-Sucker is a person who enjoy to watch slap-stick humor and toiler humor...
Their whole life is to laugh at somebody's misfortune...
People who are slap-suckers find South Park or Family Guy the highest form of entertaining...Everything other for them like reading books or going to theater is stupid and not fun...
by Sangvinix January 22, 2015
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Scotish slap

When u pull out u cum on your hand then slap her clit as hard as u can while ramming your pp in her ass then run
The man scotish slapped the blonde
by Lil scotish slap December 21, 2020
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national slap an orphan day

slap an orphan with only good results
i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day
by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023
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