Blue Ed Sheeran

Blue Ed Sheeran is a meme on Reddit where someone named Alex is talking about how they are traumatized from their photo of Ed Sheeran getting corrupted and turning blue. Then, someone who's account was named Blue Ed Sheeran texted "Hello", and made Alex's trauma worse.

To this day, I am traumatized by Blue Ed Sheeran.

by AKidFromCarmen January 29, 2026

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025

BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP

I love it.

"Hey have you watched "BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP"?'
" nah"
"Listen to it! "
"I want you"

".... "

by SuperManAss27 September 29, 2023

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.

I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024

Dr. Sheesh

A well endowed man who is way to smooth. Dr. Sheesh will break into your house while you are having sex with your girlfriend and best you in CoD.

Girl 1: OMG! Is that Dr. Sheesh?
Girl 2: YES IT IS!!
Man 1: I want him inside me!!!

by BigMacMattt March 2, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025