Simp

One who savagely slams one others significant other with their ram rod horse sausage all night long.

"Yea I'm a simp, a simply slammin your girl with my horse meat ding dong. And that's on God babygirl."

by R4NG3R2800 November 4, 2021

SIMP

S-uper
I-ntense
M-inecraft
P-layer

A: pog dude ur a pro at minecraft
B: thx bro, im a SIMP, a S-uper

I-ntense

M-inecraft

P-layer

by nhbbue445 November 4, 2021

Simp

That guy papaw pat simps for big ang like a mf

Papaw pat was a damn simp for Angie when he bought her a brand new ring after they got divorced

by Angie Benedict November 4, 2021

Simp

The person reading this is a fucking simp

Boy a: Hi
Girl a: CAN I COOK CLEAN BUY YOU STUFF??? OR MAYBE MORE HOTTIE?
Girl b: wtf you're a simp

by HouseIsFloodedWithFacts November 5, 2021

Simp

A brown guy who drives a genny and flops
Plans to hang out with a woman he met mere weeks ago

Jaskarns a simp fomly

by Robbiewonder November 5, 2021

Simp

Mia Rae hall

Your a simp

by Gstevo November 6, 2021

Biggest simp

Ella siddons

Girl: what does biggest simp mean
Boy: ella siddons

by Jsjshfjeed November 6, 2021