pissing on y'all

Straight pissing on someone. Being better in a particular sport or hobby,...

James:"you one goofy ass nigga bruh"
DaQuan: "Bullshit,I'm straight pissing on y'all" *throws up gang sign*

by @suicide_.exe February 20, 2018

Fog Piss

When you wake up in the middle of the night after drinking heavily to take a piss and you stumble around the bathroom in a half-drunken fog pissing everywhere.

Man, my wife was mad at me this morning when she had to clean up the aftermath of my fog piss

by Genitailious Rex December 6, 2021

God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters Judson and Harrison in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.

Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought God.

by NotJudson April 29, 2024

piss-yips

A periodic inability to initiate urination, despite the need and opportunity to do so.

There's something about the toilets at work that gives me the piss-yips.

by tvrbird October 9, 2014

Piss sandwich

The act of three or more people standing in a straight line. The two people on the outside piss on the person on the inside.

I told my wife to make me a piss sandwich. We needed another member so she called my dad.

by Toiletclogger07 November 30, 2022

piss flip

when you piss on the floor in front of your crush so they’ll fall down

-dude how am i supposed to take this girl out she’s totally out of my league!
-just piss flip her bro she’ll love it

by teethtree September 2, 2025

Swimming in piss

When the body of water is extremely warm and feels like a giant piss spot.

It feels like I'm swimming in piss with how hot this water is

by Moleratata April 15, 2023