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rim job

When a stock's price just touches the 13 or 48 EMAs and heads the other direction causing you to either buy it, or cry that you missed your shot.
I bought options for Tesla on the rim job for a quick 700%!
by senor_ag May 24, 2022
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Puppet job

When somebody uses a puppet to jerk you off
Lamb chops was on tv, for some reason I thought about the puppeteer and wondered would it be weird is she gave me a puppet job with the ol puppet
by Tom Nehl February 11, 2022
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Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman
Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you
by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023
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Road Job

A hand job in which the recipient has a shaved penis and is licked down the shaft and onto the balls.

Not to be mistaken with Road Head
"Yo zak my boi, sarah gave me a Road Job the other day"
"You shave? I don't trim my bush."
by The Greasy Grind February 7, 2017
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Job central

A way to say someone doesn’t have a job
Jack: fortnite is my whole life!
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you
by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023
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cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries
"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"
by Cementjobguy March 15, 2014
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no job jonson

paultooreal is a no job jonson
by lil_user August 18, 2025
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