following the wrong god home 

go put on your red shoes and start following the wrong god home

im cool..
why?
coz i am

following the wrong god home by the person who wrote this March 24, 2004

Hand of god

the hand given to aid a person to splut one off

got a gd hard hand of god last nite from tiffany

Hand of god by dik January 23, 2004

The drip god 

Nick is the true and only drip god

I got on my knees for nick the drip god

The drip god by Drip god nick December 12, 2018

OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS 

THE HUMAN RACE IS A FAILURE

jerry: what are you doing james?
james: OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS WE ARE ALL A DISSAPOINTMET AND ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE
jerry: I think you cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS by PLSHELPIAMINGREATPAI69420 July 21, 2021

finesse god 

A guy who thinks he is the actual shit when it comes to the ladies, but eventually he loses his touch and becomes a pathetic weak ass cunt. Not to be confused with the finesse goddess, who will always trump a finesse god because well...the finesse god ain't finessing shit unless the finesse goddess allows him to.

Fuck Boy 1: Hey bro you are such a finesse god, you can get any woman you want
Fuck Boy 2: Yea but did you see that one girl turn me down?..She is a bad ass finesse goddess.

finesse god by Empress1980 December 19, 2016

GODLY GOD 

LORD SCP 173 PEANUT HE IS A GODLY GOD WE WILL PRAISE THE PEANUT HAIL THE PEANUT

SCP 173 is a GODLY GOD

GODLY GOD by XDGAMAMMMER July 5, 2021

Fatty God 

Overlord of all fatties; ruler of all who are big, as well as loud, obnoxious, and annoying.

Man, Patty is such a Fatty God when they're around.

Fatty God by Gili December 26, 2007