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by plague duck February 18, 2024

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

FISH

Fresh In the State House. Prison term to describe new prisoner/inmate but also to describe new employees.

The inmate called the correctional officer “FISH!”

by D35tiny June 3, 2019

Erotic Fish

1) Agressively licking a fish to turn your partner on
2) Seafood smothered in cum

Would you like an Erotic Fish, sir?

by H4XOR13 September 25, 2021

Fish

A person who’s sole purpose in life is to donate his/her’s money at the poker table, other than that they’re worthless human beings because they are bad at playing a card game.

Wow that guy just went all in with complete garbage and got lucky…what a fish!

by Jokerizbadass January 30, 2022

Dominican Fish Oil

When a Man does not bathe for a single month and then takes his collection of smegma and cooks it down into a saucepan until it turns to an oil-like fluid.

"Waitor": Hey chef, table 4 thought there wasn't enough dressing on the salad...so they sent it back.

"Chef": Oh ok, well ill just add some Dominican fish oil and see how they like it.

by Lilac818Lavender December 12, 2020

Fish

Something that you can WACK someone in the face with. Typically aggressively.

Person: hi
Me: I shall fish you
Person: *agrees to be dead*

by Ur long lost dad November 6, 2020