December 5th

Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.

You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th

by KingWithTheBigDick May 1, 2022

No DooDoo December

A month where you try to not doodoo, and if you do, you lose the challenge and get yeeted to uranus.

Person 1:Yo can you wait i gotta take a dump
Person 2:Wait u can't its No DooDoo December
Person 1:Oh right thanks

by YeetusFetus11 May 8, 2022

December 29th

December 29th is national kiss every girl in town day! On December 29th, you must kiss at least 10 girls or you're gay!

Aubrey: Its my birthday
Jon: Yeah its also December 29th so I have to kiss you and your cousins

by ChloeWasTaken May 10, 2022

December

Destroy Dick December

the month where u can beat ur dick an infinite amount.

Why are u beating so much?

Bro its december.

by تايسون November 1, 2022

No Rub December

Where girls can’t touch/rub them selfs like NNN but for girls

Yo Sarah guess what!
What do you want Dave?
It’s No rub December!

by RedsPanda November 1, 2022

December 16

if you were born on this day i officially declare u a winner at life. people born on this day are mature, funny and intelligent people. these people do not care if you are criticizing them and will power through it. so back off.

when’s your birthday

december 16th why
oh you wanna be best friends
yeah sure

by Hiiabigoof November 1, 2022

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022