cock spanker

tthe act of punsihing sum1 by spanking them with ur cock

mike southwood took a giant cock spanking from a black man, but he enjoyed it instead of crying, i guess he is used to it

by jobodaho January 25, 2004

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cock nut

A nut which hangs upon the cock

Brian has huge cock nuts

by SamusFox March 31, 2003

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when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

by BradenBirk June 20, 2009

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Cock-hound

A guy that will chase pussy down to the ends of the earth if he has to. To some degree a cock blocker! If he wants it bad enough, he'll sell his soul, jeopardize friendships, in the mindless pursuit of sex that usually ends with him being unsatisfied and back on the hunt for the next victim.

Your boy is such a cock-hound. He tried to holla at my girl, but when she rejected him, he tried to get with our other best friend that same night. She's jailbait and he didn't care.

by UrbnLit June 16, 2009

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