Cake

If you thought it was food. Well, I guess your wrong.

Cake refers to a person who appears to have an IQ at a negative level (-).

Say they had a -100 IQ they would be great at comprehending things, but in the complete opposite way.

Dumbasses. We warn you, being a cake is way worse than stupid.

That bitch was such a cake, she said "it must be really cold in Hawiia in the winter!" Like the hell?!?!

by RealBitchYouKnow February 1, 2016

Paper Cakes

When a social media account follows you, gets you to follow them, then they unfollow

@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?

@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes

by BourgeoisballZie August 28, 2018

cake hug

1) a young terrorist organization
2) based off of cuddle muffin translated into arabic and back into english (google translate)

3) the glorious love child of the members of cuddle muffin
4) when you hug your partner in the 69 position while eating out each others asses, like chocolate cake

Hey did you hear about that cake hug attack last night.

by TcatBoyyy May 16, 2017

Lava caking

Much the same as “prairie dogging” but having a more liquid consistency.

The morning after Cinco De Mayo I was lava caking so bad that I had to run to the washroom.

by JayrocksU June 2, 2018

Cake

Specifically a human female from birth vagina.

Person: do you like cake?
Jackson: yes I love cake.
Person: any and all cake?
Randy: a cake is a cake.

by Jackson&Randy April 30, 2025

beating them cakes

To assfuck or to fuck a girl doggystyle

she really wants me beating them cakes bro

by king54321 April 16, 2017

caramel cake

A tan ass

That girl got a caramel cake bruh YEET!

by Bombsquad May 26, 2014