Hat dog

A dog who is wearing a hat in a timely fashion flexing it on any body. If a dog is wearing a visor it is not considered a hat dog. Hat dogs are cute dogs that like fashion and being kewl

My dog is a hat dog because she where’s sombreros to parties.

by Sara Smythe January 30, 2020

dog milf

A mother of dogs who you want to fuck

Yo Kipperzz is hot as fuck, def a dog milf

by oop215 September 4, 2021

E-Dog

The Merciless Sun God, Who stares down upon the village people, With his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze, Just as humans act toward apes, So does the Sun God act toward mortals.

His expressionless features convey a great understanding and wisdom, That our mortal minds cannot even hope to comprehend. It is said that if you gaze into the Yawning Abyss for long enough, You may return with just an inkling of his vast knowledge.

Friend 1: E-Dog is in the planned parenthood consuming the life-force.

by Epikkun December 29, 2019

ruff dog

DOUCHEBAG'S LICENSE PLATE NAME ON A RED PORSCHE FUCK HIM

I got a red porsche (911 Turbo) and made the license plate say "Ruff dog". That's so ruff dog.

by Ry Lover April 12, 2017

the dog ate it

the dog ate it is an excuse that you use on your teacher when you didn't do your homework.

it's not very effective

by Angel May 22, 2004

Dog Ride

Having someone go with you as a passenger to run errands/pick something up simply for the fact of getting out of the house/office/etc.

Like taking your dog for a ride just because he likes going in the car. In this case the dog is a human.

Hey I am going to the store to get an energy drink, do you want to go for a dog ride?

by Supermega1 June 4, 2009

moon dog

anyone who is well practiced in the art of escape and evasion

Peter - hey did you see that guy, he just robbed a bank and no one caught him!

Delmar - yea he must be a moon dog

by bramper September 10, 2013