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SIMP

Completely ditches his friends for 8 months comes back joins the call constantly mutes and gives up everything to talk to her she cheats on him AND THEN THIS MOTHER FUCKER WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER THEN SHE GOES TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL THE GIRL SAID SHE CHEATED ON HIM BECAUSE THEY WERENT ABLE TO BE TOGETHER AND SHE BES A BITCH TO EVERYONE BECAUSE BUT SHE REALLY DONT GOT A REASON AND THEN HE GETS MAD AT HIS FRIEND FOR SAYING ITS HER FAULT SHE GET BULLIED BECAUSE " IT WAS HER PAST SELF THAT GOT BEEF STARTED WITH OTHER PEOPLE" OR " I CAN CHANGE HER" OR "ITS NOT HER FAULT" JUST BECAUSE HE SMASHED HE IS OBSESSED AND THINKS OF HER AS A GODDESS WHILE HE CRIES EVERY DAY AND WANTS TO DIE
by innocent friend February 27, 2023
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Simp

Someone who does everything for someone they're attracted t
If a man does everything that a girl wants and is always thinking about her, he's a simp
by sheluvzdxtti December 17, 2020
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Sand simp

When a arab ask's a girl for feet pics and or ask for a date in exchange for their oil money.
Man Saleems Really a Sand Simp bro. He just asked this chick for some feet pics.
by retard 46.0 May 1, 2020
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Simp

An act of being fucking gay for some girl
Anthony! Stop fucking simping for her and have a makeout session with the boys.
by a strand of ramen named zach November 18, 2020
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Simp

You. Grow up
Ew it’s you fuck off. Simp
by JusATurkishGirl September 4, 2020
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Simp

Simp is a acronym that stands for Shit. In. My. Pants
If you simp for me, I'll simp for you.
by Insecurities intensifies October 11, 2020
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SIMP

Daniel Friis-Hasché is the absolute definition of a SIMP
Wow, are you really ditching the bois again for that fat ass ginger, you simp?
by th0tslayer69 May 14, 2020
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