I wish I had more hands...

An expression used to communicate disapproval of a specific instance, circumstance or thing(s) which was initially expected to rock but then ended in disappointment.

"...so I can give those (fill in the blank) four thumbs down."

by JT Arpent July 13, 2004

I melt in your mouth, not in your hand

This phrase is most commonly used when it's based on oral sex. This can be said by a male or a female.

I'm trying to explain, baby, the best way I can
I melt in your mouth, girl, not in your hand (ha ha)
---50 Cent( fron the song, Candy Shop)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 5, 2005

Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.

"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"

by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021

keeping your pimp hand way strong

When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand way strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.

Pimp Dave: Haley isn't keeping up with her payments/touching/homework, and she was all giving her daddy,(Dave) this attitude.

Pimp Neil: So you should be keeping your pimp hand way strong! Keep that bitch in line. Slap your bitch up, rest your nuts on her chin if you have to.

by P I M P DAVE January 17, 2007

She had hands like André the Giant

The indication that a "chick" is actually a dude

I wasn't going to look below the belt because she had hands like André the Giant

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Caught with your hand in the nookie jar

When you are fingering a girl and someone walks in on you.

Friend: "Dude I can't believe you got caught with your hand in the nookie jar! Your girlfriend must be so embarrased...and your mom lol."

You:(Face Palm)

by Sir SnAdEr September 7, 2010

Washed her hand in Ivory soap

ejaculate

She had cum on her hand after masturbation/washed her hand in ivory soap

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014