Piss wiggles

When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs

Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit

Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles

Henry:……..ok.

by Inferno_ September 1, 2021

tramp pissed

To be shit faced drunk to a degree that is usually reserved for the homeless community.

This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.

Guy 1: dude I've had such a shit day, wanna grab a few beers

Guy 2: I'm broke man, let's go the the off license, get some cheap shit and get tramp pissed

by w3z010 May 11, 2014

piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 1, 2023

Pissed as a Newt

When someone’s had one too many Guinness’

Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt

by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020

piss

pee

i just pissed my pants

by mfkjrjngjjrjt October 4, 2023

Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

“I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Piss Bucket

A term of dislike used for someone/something that reminds you of piss and/or buckets. This can be used to represent your hatred towards a person, or all of society.

"YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING PISS BUCKET!"

by you're not invited May 28, 2016