Shooting day

Schools Shootings are allowed on this day.
Just kidding, you sick fuck.
June 32, cause it doesn't exist!

1: wanna shoot up a school? It's shooting day
2: your sick.
2: Fuck no.

by Yeyeyeydychd May 20, 2021

Dai Pls

sounds like Die Please, a polite way rebuttal

JerKenobi: Haha, I owned you at Magic.
Mario: Dai Pls

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Father’s Day

The one day a year the father is actually honored by his family and given a 24 hour pass to relax and not dole out money to his ungrateful kids or spend his entire weekend with a list of chores from his wife.

“Honey, I need you to clean out the garage after you mow the lawn. Oh wait, it’s Father’s Day, isn’t it? You can do those chores next weekend along with other ones I’ll have added to your list.

by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021

Table Day

That one day of your period when you're just so horny you want to be taken on a table. It could also be any day of extreme horniness.

Me: "Unf I want him in me."
Mojo Jojo: "Table day?"
Me: "Yep."

by Juju Bee 02 June 11, 2013

robert day

Self centered, asshole who believes he is a lady's man but in reality is just a loser. Believes he is a gift from god but is instead just a typical old douche bag.

Why would anybody want to be robert day?

by Hkdjfidm91 August 17, 2017

Green Day

A band that used to rock. Now the lead singer Billie Joe Amstrong is scaring little children evry time they see him.

Did you see how much eye liner he is wearing!

by Elizabeth Payne September 19, 2005

valentines day

A happy day to celebrate love.

"Happy Valentines Day"
"I love you"

by optimistic March 5, 2009